February 2011
172 posts
I change the date on my homework to make it seem...
If I sleep too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
January 2011
129 posts
When your mum shouts ''I need to talk to you'' and...
likeafreakgirl:
Whip Your Hair
funny-pictures-uk:
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Why does no one wanna be my valentine?
thisnigguhjordan:
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
campbelltoe:
teamsylvanas:
i’m usually like
I can’t believe my post has 80,000+ notes on it!!! geeesh!!
In movies when they wake up in the morning, they...
campbelltoe:
lesliielovesyou:
lmfao
That awkward moment when your toys make 3 movies...
When you're drunk and you start telling jokes
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectations :
Reality :
Submitted by letmehearyouscreamozzy
When you finish painting your nails, and you touch...
parkavenueprincess:
When you can't speak, because you know that if you...
Ugg Boots and Shorts
annijade:
I’m just:
WHAT? WERE YOUR FEET COLD, AND YOUR VAGINA HOT??
No, my feet were cold and my vagina was cold.
if my vagina was hot then I would have had it flapping in the wind
MY LEGS WERE HOT.
When those girls on Facebook take pictures and the...
youresoinlovethatyouactinsane:
livelaughlovesmileforever:
And everyone is commenting like:
“OMFGZZZ Y0U’RE S00 GORGEOUS. Y0U’R3 FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHARE SOME OF YOU PRREEEETTYNESS PL3ASEE<#33#333#!!!111!!1!”
Then you’re just sitting there like:
WHOEVER MADE THIS POST
I LOVE YOU
FOREVER.
